• If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole I'd Fart T-Shirt - T-Shirt | Black
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If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole I'd Fart

If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole I'd Fart

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Description

If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole I'd Fart - T-Shirt, Hoodie & Sweatshirt

Get the If I Wanted to Listen to an Asshole I'd Fart design on a Unisex T-Shirt, Hoodie, or Crewneck Sweatshirt. Sizes S-5XL, multiple colors. Printed and shipped from the U.S.A.

Size Chart

Unisex T-Shirt

Size Length (in/cm) Bust (in/cm)
S 28 in (71.1 cm) 36 in (91.4 cm)
M 29 in (73.7 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
L 30 in (76.2 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
2XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
3XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
4XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
5XL 35 in (88.9 cm) 64 in (162.6 cm)

Unisex Sweatshirt / Hoodie

Size Length (in/cm) Bust (in/cm)
S 27 in (68.6 cm) 40 in (101.6 cm)
M 28 in (71.1 cm) 44 in (111.8 cm)
L 29 in (73.7 cm) 48 in (121.9 cm)
XL 30 in (76.2 cm) 52 in (132.1 cm)
2XL 31 in (78.7 cm) 56 in (142.2 cm)
3XL 32 in (81.3 cm) 60 in (152.4 cm)
4XL 33 in (83.8 cm) 64 in (152.4 cm)
5XL 34 in (86.4 cm) 68 in (172.7 cm)

Why You'll Love It

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Made with 100% U.S. cotton (heather & safety colors may contain polyester)
  • Soft, breathable, durable — perfect for daily wear
  • Classic fit with ribbed collar & taped shoulders for added comfort
  • Tear-away label for zero irritation

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

  • 50/50 cotton/polyester blend (select heather colors: 60/40 poly/cotton)
  • Soft fleece interior for all-day coziness
  • Classic fit with ribbed cuffs and hem for structure
  • Enhanced fabric with anti-pilling technology

Unisex Hoodie

  • 50/50 cotton/polyester blend (select heather colors: 60/40 poly/cotton)
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord + large pouch pocket
  • Warm, comfortable, and made for layering
  • Heavy Blend fleece for reduced pilling & smoother print quality

Print & Production Details

  • Printed with advanced DTG or DTF (based on location)
  • Print area may vary by size; slight color differences may occur
  • All items made-to-order in the U.S.A.

Shipping Info

  • Production Time: 1-3 business days
  • USA Standard: 3-7 days | Rush: 3-5 days
  • International: 1-2 weeks

Special Requests

  • Have a special request? We're happy to help!
    • Need a custom color or different size not listed?
    • Want to create a custom design for your company, team, event, or organization?
    • Ordering in bulk (50+ items)? Enjoy exclusive discounts for large quantities.
    Please contact us via the email on our Contact page to get started!

Important Notes

  • All items are made-to-order - please double-check sizing before purchase
  • We do not accept returns/exchanges for incorrect sizing
  • Contact us immediately if there's an issue with your item

Thank you for choosing comfort & style. We can't wait to see how you wear it!

Shipping & Returns

Production Time: 2-5 business days (made-to-order)

Economy: 5-10 business days ($6.99)

Standard: 3-7 business days ($8.99)

Express: 2-5 business days ($14.99)

Free Shipping: Orders over $100

International: 10-25 business days ($14.99)

Returns: Defective or damaged items may be returned within 30 days for a free replacement or full refund with free return shipping. Custom printed items cannot be returned for size exchanges.

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